The next evolution of the fart saga occurred when your behind bellowed in a crowded elevator. Your stroller stood in the corner, and the source of the noise not only came from your direction, it also came from direction lower than what would have been possible for the other adults present.
Cookie: Not me!
All of the adults grinned at the obviously false proclamation of an one-year-old… until the noxious fumes caused people with weaker stomachs to gag. I had to wait for fresh air before explaining:
Me: Cookie, you can’t deny it’s you, when everyone knows it’s you.
Cookie: Ok, Daddy.
The wheels of your brain churning were clearly evident on your face. The next fart came a few minutes later.
Cookie waving your arms like a Madagascar penguin: You didn’t hear anything.
Too funny!! My Lil Princess insists her smell like roses, as do all lady farts, unlike the stinkiness that emits from daddy, brother and other males!! (That’s if she admits it came from her!!)
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Oh, Cookie owns her farts now and is extra proud of the stinkier ones.
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Love it!
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This is too good. Made me laugh our loud!
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Thank-you. She cracks us up all the time too!
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You’re raising quite a little toot!
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It may be time to rethink her diet, but she’s tall for her age.
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LOL!
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