Transitive Television Properties

Mommy is stubborn, and she asks the same question over and over that she shouldn’t be asking in the first place.

Mommy:  Do you like Mommy better or Daddy better?

Cookie: I like Daddy better because he lets me watch Dinosaur Train.

Mommy:  But TV makes you stupid.

Cookie:  I like Daddy better because he makes me stupid.

Me: !

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