Cookie in the elevator: It’s one day until Christmas Eve!
The random woman in the elevator smiles.
A random man enters.
Cookie: Hello! Do you know that it’s one day until Christmas Eve?
Random man: Yes it is. Are you excited for Christmas?
Cookie nods furiously: Yep! I can’t wait.
A short while later:
Cookie shouting while walking down the street: IT’S ONE DAY UNTIL CHRISTMAS EVE!
Yep. Someone’s excited.
Cookie: Daddy, I’m tired. Take Uber.*
*Not an Uber endorsement per se: these are the actual words from a 4 year old.
Cookie: Daddy, why does the cup that I use to brush my teeth say, “Killian’s Irish Red?”
Oh good, the internal dad filter is working today.
[Because sake bombs tricks are fun to try.]
Nope. Swing and a miss.
[Because double shot glasses (plastic, of course) are the perfect size for toddlers.]
Better, but I don’t want to answer what double shots are.
Me: Look, Cookie, don’t you like the horsey on the cup?
At least toddlers have the attention span of …. SQUIRREL!