Cookie: I have to go to the bathroom.
Me: After we’re done ordering.
Cookie: Can you take me please?
Me: But .. ok.
Cookie: Carry my backpack please.
Cookie: I don’t want to use my scooter anymore. Can you carry it?
Cookie: I’m tired. Can you carry me?
Cookie: I want Daddy to give me a bath tonight.
Cookie: Daaaaaaady! I finished pooping. Come and wipe my butt please.
Me: It’s Father’ Day. Shouldn’t I get a rest? Can’t Mommy do it?
Cookie: But it’s Father’s Day! I want Daddy to do it.
Me: [word deleted]… Ok.
And a happy Father’s Day it was. I can’t move today (why do you never get tired or asked to be carried when you walk with just Mommy?), but I wouldn’t change a thing.