Thank-you Pokemon Go

Cookie: I’m tired.  I can’t walk any further.

Me:  Cookie, we need to run a few more errands today.

Cookie:  But my feet hurt.

[Hands over phone.]

Cookie:  Hurry, Daddy!  Do you think there will be a pikachu at the next place? Let’s go!

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America -the Best Country in the Nation

Cookie:  What’s an election?

Me: That’s when everybody picks their leaders.  Everyone gets one vote, and the person with the most votes wins.

Cookie:  Why do people do that?

Me: It’s a democracy, Cookie.  This way everyone gets a say in how they want their government to work by voting for the person they like.

Cookie:  Ok.  So who do you like, Daddy?

Me:  Well…  nobody.  I’m probably going to vote for whomever I dislike the least.

Cookie:  So democracy is people voting for people they don’t hate?

Me:  …