Mommy is stubborn, and she asks the same question over and over that she shouldn’t be asking in the first place.
Mommy: Do you like Mommy better or Daddy better?
Cookie: I like Daddy better because he lets me watch Dinosaur Train.
Mommy: But TV makes you stupid.
Cookie: I like Daddy better because he makes me stupid.
Cookie, your unfiltered honesty has caused Mommy a lot of grief over the years.
Mommy: I thought she looked like both of us, but now I think she looks like me.
Me: I always thought she looks like you. She has your eyes, your nose, your lips, your cheeks, your hair…
Mommy: She doesn’t have my forehead.
Me: Her forehead is much closer to yours than mine.
Mommy: That forehead is your mother’s.
Cookie: No, I don’t have Mommy’s forehead. I don’t have lines.
While Mommy does have one little line, I predict Mommy will use a lot of moisturizer yet again tonight.