Me: Hmmm? What happened?
Mommy: You don’t like your Frozen mouthwash?
Cookie: Bleeeeeeeeeeh! No!
Mommy: But didn’t you insist on me buying the Frozen mouthwash over your favorite bubble gum one, even though your favorite was on sale and this one was more expensive?
Cookie nodding sorrowfully: Yeah.
Me: Do you think a picture of Elsa on the label has anything to do with how it tastes?
Mommy: Will you listen to me next time and not to silly marketing?
Mommy: I guess that was $8 well spent.