Cookie: Mommy, my butt itches. I think it’s dry.
Mommy: Ok. Let me get the lotion.
A short while and several globs of lotion later:
Cookie: Mommy, next time put lotion on my butt last.
Mommy: Why? You said your butt was dry, so I did it first.
Cookie: I know, but now I have butt lotion on my face.
Cookie: Mommy, where’s my goodnight kiss?