Cookie: Daddy, why does the cup that I use to brush my teeth say, “Killian’s Irish Red?”
Oh good, the internal dad filter is working today.
[Because sake bombs tricks are fun to try.]
Nope. Swing and a miss.
[Because double shot glasses (plastic, of course) are the perfect size for toddlers.]
Better, but I don’t want to answer what double shots are.
Me: Look, Cookie, don’t you like the horsey on the cup?
At least toddlers have the attention span of …. SQUIRREL!