Cookie through the monitor: Cockadoodledooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mommy: Uh. It’s 6 AM on a Saturday.
Cookie running to our room: Wake up guys!
Me: Brrelgggghh. Wha?
Cookie: Cockadoodledooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mommy: We have a chicken.
Cookie: I’m not a chicken. I’m trying to wake you up. You have to take me to camp.
Mommy: On Monday. It’s the weekend. Go back to sleep.
Cookie: But school is over. It’s time for camp.
To Cookie 